I hope you guys and gals enjoyed reading my letter to the editor on April 11 and trying to figure out the idioms. Have a laugh on me.
Now, Tan Candelaria wants everyone to know that in my same letter, I mentioned “young and handsome” and she is correct. If you guys will just turn to the sports section, you will see my son John (Face Man) Santos. Yep, he’s my son and I taught him how to play basketball.
Now he is following in his dad’s footsteps. Did you get that Bob? Darn, my son looks just like me, handsome and a terrific basketball player.
Enough Canda.
She is on her back laughing. Do you think she is mocking me?
OK, OK, now to the more serious, less funny and more official subject. My friends, please stay away from Forbidden Island. It is off-limits now because this place has claimed many lives already. I went fishing there twice and I know what I am talking about. So please, do not go to Forbidden Island. The life you save could be your own.

GONZALO Q. SANTOS
Capital Hill, Saipan