Letter to the Editor: Chief Tano’s disorientation

At the outset, your accusations of “illegal activities” at DPL don’t have any legitimacy. It’s all blather, preposterous and inflammatory. Otherwise, I would have been thrown in jail a long time ago. You see, DPL is audited annually by two auditing firm.  

It is a constitutional mandate and this is how we’ve uncovered land scams recently. It’s in legal hands now chief tano and don’t venture convincing me that you’re a legal eagle. Your amateur take on DPL issues reminds me of an adage so apropos in your case: “I know you’re stupid, please don’t confirm it.”

As head of DPL, I have faced with boldness a myriad of heavy dynamics the department has encountered by doing what’s right. But I will soon move on having fulfilled two difficult fiduciary responsibilities. They are: 1). Cleansing the department of any further corruption. 2). Bringing in at least $1.5 billion in direct investments into the CNMI.

This, chief tano, and may I ask that you read it slowly again: the economic concept known as “Wealth and Jobs Creation.” I thought you supported Flame Sako in your statement at the multi-purpose center in Susupe. Chief tano, “It still is the economy, stupid!” What grand sense of hypocrisy! Call it behavioral instability so fitting for a teeny-weeny king kong!

Chief tano, ask your spouse whether she didn’t call me to write for you before the arrival of U.S. congressional delegation last year. Having exposed this, do you really expect me to believe that you write your own materials? Eh, how could you have missed the train while standing at the station? Please tell us that you haven’t become a perfect distraction turning into an attack dog when certain departments or agencies turn your spouse’s job application down.

When CUC disconnected your power you went after its CEO. You did and still are doing the same thing against DPL for not hiring your first cousin spouse. Are other taxpayers supposed to make up for all your inadequacies? Grow up, stupid! You expect a professional handling of your questions while wildly hurling unfounded accusations? Your use of the phrase “illegal activities” doesn’t christen your allegation against me as facts. Eh, stay away from the word “assume,” remember?

Be that as it may, I wasn’t mentally prepared to make you taller than Abraham Lincoln. That would be a farce. There’s only one Lincoln in history and it would be an injustice to put him in the same league with the likes of teeny-weeny and whiny chief tano, an angry, incompetent inconsequence. A misguided airhead and rabble-rouser, yes! Are you a man of letter, dignity, and integrity? Good comic stuff!

As a shining public figure, it now becomes mandatory to audit your reading and writing classes at NMC. I’d like to sit in your class and watch you agonize, sweating profusely as you put on an act as an intellectual. It isn’t difficult, chief tano, critiquing what your ghostwriter has penned versus your own scribbles. A quick review of your composition ought to reveal whether there’s coherence, consistency, brevity, syntax, clarity and depth. I know I’d have to flunk you for now until I see your in-class writing composition.

I rest my case for it is useless to attempt any healthy discussion premised on reasoned analysis with an amateur struggling to chew more than he could swallow, intellectually. I was born a warrior and earned my dues as a professional and have served as the social conscience of our community for over three decades. Can you claim the same, teeny-weeny whiny chief tano? Bien felis chief tano!

JOHN S. DEL ROSARIO JR.

DPL Secretary 

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