Poetry by Joey Connolly
The 2025 Puerile Paroxysm Press Awards
The University of Naftan Rock School of Hard Knocks presents
a sonnet (14) list of degrees, awards and honors to POTUS 47,
Donald J. Trump, who deserves all of them. “Never Enough.”
the A.C.E. award: A.ngry C.onman E.xtraordinaire for cheap hustles.
a B.S. B.S. degree: B.achelor of S.limy B..l S..t in daily practice.
a D.U.M.B degree: Demagogue Using Mental Bullying.
a Presidential Prayer Award for a continuous Litany of Lying.
an Insane Intelligence Award for repeated use of the pronoun “I.”
an Egregious Enema Award for free-flowing egomania.
a Foul Language Award for using the ‘F…’ word on TV.
a Shame On Me Award for using the ‘F…’ word more often.
a Diplomatic Dumbbell medal for calling countries ‘s***holes.’
a MY MAGA 2025 2nd Term Award for Excessive Tariffs.
a PhD. for P.ersistent h.yperbole D.eclarations in speeches.
a PhD. for Political h.yperbole Dependence in his Presidency.
a S.A.D. Masters degree for Self Aggrandizement Daily.
an Order Most Foul Award for disgracing the U.S. Presidency
2025 Red Caesarisms: Trump’s Addled Algorithms
POTUS 47’s REIGN of FALLACY and FEAR CONTINUES
“The real power is fear” POTUS 47 Donald J. Trump
Our US government in deadlock, Ukraine deaths rise
our US President uses the F… word in interviews on TV
quite unbecoming for an elected official of his stature
he reveals as he repeats it his ignorant crude nature
AI is touted as an important medical science answer
47 cuts US universities researching children’s cancer
Famine disease and starvation continues in Gaza
Food trucks are still being held at the border
Fields are planted with landmines in Ukraine
Ukraine is known as the breadbasket of Russia
farmers will lose limbs or die planting grains
Over 7 million Americans protest in the streets
across the US saying ‘’We don’t want a King”
Trump says, “They don’t look like American citizens.”
he’s ruled by narcissism, power, greed, need for bling
he seems incapable of understanding anything
47, our “retribution” ruler whose bully boy tactics
make him seem like a 3rd grade primary schooler
filled with temper tantrums and crybaby dramatics
Trump bombs boats in Atlantic and Pacific waters
in air over Venezuela in his new drug war slaughters
as he openly tries for and wants a Nobel Peace Prize
changes Department of Defense to the Dept. of War
he hides, slows or redacts pages of the Epstein files
from survivors and the American public few smiles.
Evil has no limits, are there no limits on DJ Trump
as on the USA he takes dump after calamitous dump.
Joey “Pepe Batbon” Connolly is a retired educator who taught in the CNMI, NOLA, and LVNV. He is the Poet Laureate of Tinian and enjoys stargazing.
