My brothers and sisters, I want to share this story with you.
A lawyer, priest, student, and two pilots were in a cargo plane flying for about two hours when the pilot captain said to the three passengers: “We got good news and bad news. The good news is that we got four parachutes and the bad news is this plane’s got a problem and it is going to crash.” The pilots then jumped out, followed by the lawyer. The priest said to the student, “My son, take the last parachute; let me die because I am always with the Good Lord.” The student said, “No, father go ahead and take the last one.” The priest said, “What about you?” The student replied, “I got one on my back.” The priest said, “So what did the lawyer take?” The student replied, “He took my school bag.”
My dear attorneys, please don’t feel bad because this is just a story.
RAY AGULTO
Kannat Tabla, Saipan
