DEMAGOGUE DONALD’S ‘D’ GRADE REPORT CARD DIVULGED
(DJT received a grade of D, close to F [fail], all the way down)
Press release – The University of Naftan Rock School of Hard Knocks Dept. for the
Study of Inanity and Insane Inhumanity in Public Office has bestowed a Doctor of
Dumbness degree for Demagogic Doubled Down Destruction of Democracy on
Donald J. Trump. The Department knows how much ‘the Donald’ likes awards and
prizes and thought this doctorate might be appropriate for him. The degree contains
the following proviso before its presentation. Effective 02/14/26 Donald must restore
$4 million in funding he stopped in November 2025 from the National Cancer Institute,
The Pediatric Brain Tumor Consortium, an association of 16 academic centers and
children’s hospitals dedicated to trials of novel treatments for pediatric brain cancer.
Donald’s D grades are based on these DANGEROUS DESTRUCTIVE DEVIATIONS:
he has DEFEATED countless attempts to bring his crimes to justice
he is DISRESPECTED by a majority of world leaders for his policies
he is DISHONORED by numerous retired US military Generals, Admirals, officers
he has DEMENTED views on countless societal norms and customs
he is DESPISED by women all over the world for his misogyny and sexism
he has DISGRACED the Office of the United States Presidency over and over again
he is DEPLORABLE in his condemnation and revenge on those who oppose him
he is DISMISSED as a pathological liar by all who hear his daily childish rhetoric
he makes DISPARAGING remarks about military heroes and others who receive praise
he is a DOMINEERING bully to journalists and most of those who work for him
he is a DICTATOR of implausible foreign policy to a fearful US Congress
he is a DEMAGOGUE who admires plutocracy and kakistocracy in other leaders
is Trump ‘DOWN in the DUMPS’ about his ‘D’ grade DEGRADING report card? No way!
he DOUBLES DOWN on his lies and DELUSIONAL remarks on a DAILY basis.
he is DEFINITELY a Clear and Present DANGER to DEMOCRACY.
N.B. On the same day,11/02/2025, that news media revealed Trump’s million dollar cuts
to universities and hospitals doing children’s cancer brain research President Trump on
Truth Social released 22 pictures of his new marble bathroom showing gold water taps,
the gold shower head, etc.
Joey “Pepe Batbon” Connolly is a retired educator who taught in the CNMI, NOLA, and LVNV. He is the Poet Laureate of Tinian and enjoys stargazing.
